If you don’t like to be greeted by dirty paws, a bouncing backside and wagging tail, stay away because a Flat lives here.

If you don’t like the feeling of a wet tounge or a cold nose, stay away, because a Flat lives here.

If you don’t want to trip over scattered toys and don’t like playing, stay away, because a Flat live here.

If you think a house should always be clean and tidy and smelling of perfume stay away, because a Flat lives here.

If you dislike dog hair, which now and then will be flying through the house and might even be landing on your expensive designer clothes, stay away, because a Flat live here.

But if you don’t mind all these things then welcome, come inside and you will be instantly loved, because a Flat lives here.